Really, [is all Ash has to say to that nonanswer— sorry, that thoughtful reply that implies so much about Laurie while also somehow managing to not explain anything at all. She has an aversion to talking about Halloween (understandable). She also seems to have a love-hate relationship with caramel apples (less understandable — Ash happens to love them, the same way he loves anything that sticks to his teeth and puts him at risk of developing diabetes before he's forty). And for whatever reason, she seems to really want to see Ash have a meltdown and lose his goddamn mind over this, the dumbest thing they've ever talked about (the least understandable and also the most baffling; can't imagine why she'd ever think THAT would happen).
Well, two can play that game. If she wants to be a smartass about it, so can he.]
So, you love it and wish you could eat it every day, basically, [he says matter-of-factly as he folds his arms and looks down at Laurie with a look that dares her to tell him he's wrong. He even cocks an eyebrow, for maximum d-bag appeal.]
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Well, two can play that game. If she wants to be a smartass about it, so can he.]
So, you love it and wish you could eat it every day, basically, [he says matter-of-factly as he folds his arms and looks down at Laurie with a look that dares her to tell him he's wrong. He even cocks an eyebrow, for maximum d-bag appeal.]