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[finalboy]

Why, were you going to stab him somewhere else?

[ash's remaining brain cells died for this text. all two of them.]

[goodbabysitter]

I mean, maybe? I only wanted some of his dignity, not all of it!

Now I'm kind of worried about that being your go-to choice. Like, jeez. Remind me not to piss you off.

[ Where had he even gotten two? Steve's been working with the one this whole time. Or did Ash have two because he was borrowing Steve's? ]

[finalboy]

I don't think he's worrying about his dignity when he's trying to kill you, man.

[and hell, he's done much worse himself. a little knife to the johnson seems like a cakewalk compared to having to gouge your best friend's eyes out.]

[goodbabysitter]

I guess! I just don't know if I'm ready to add dick stabbing to my resume!

[ The only thing he's swung at with any intention of lethality has been screwed up interdimensional creatures. It's a big step to start going below the belt on other people! ]

[finalboy]

Okay, fine, you don't have to stab him in the dick. Just thought it could be helpful, you know?

[especially since he always seems to go after you first, is what ash is tempted to add, but he's not that stupid.]

Wait, isn't Legion like ten people in one body or something?

[goodbabysitter]

I'm not saying I'll never do it. I'm just not doing it right now.

[ As if it's his fault everyone thinks it's funny to chase the guy in the little sailor uniform. :( ]

Uh. No? There's a girl sometimes so it's definitely not that unless they're shapeshifting or something. I think there's like three of them that keep switching out? Seems like the one guy is around more than the rest for some reason.

[finalboy]

I thought it was some weird magic thing because I was gonna say, if they're multiple people, they probably have multiple dicks so you wouldn't have to feel guilty about stabbing one of them since they have backups.

But that makes way more sense.

[goodbabysitter]

Do I even want to ask what you've been through that made you think that was a viable option?

[finalboy]

Trust me, you don't want to know. You might think you do, but you don't.

You really, really don't.

[goodbabysitter]

That bad, huh?

[ He got it, though. It was never really Steve dealing with the biggest horrors Hawkins had to offer, but that didn't stop what he had seen and experienced from being hard to deal with at times. Ash's thing, whatever it was, must have been an entirely different level if he didn't even want to talk about it.

Maybe he should change the subject...? ]
What other killers you met around here? Maybe I can give you a run down or something on some of the ones you haven't seen yet so you're not going in there blind thinking there's another multi-dick situation.